Electric? Come on…
Get this wood upcycled toothbrush. Super soft to keep your gums in top-notch health.
Technique: Small circles, not too hard.
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Indian healing clay
Harness the deep pore cleansing power of the Ancient Aztecs. Technology so old that even Cleopatra is said to have used bentonite clay on her face.
Nudes not Nukes T-shirt
Aeropress coffee maker
It’s time to make some “damn good coffee.” There’s no better place to start than the Aeropress.
Pick one up on Amazon Prime here: http://amzn.to/2iprD8g
Taco cheese grater
Mace pepper spray gun
Stay strapped with the POWER of a million SPICY peppers! In pink, of course.
This Mace brand pepper spray gun is the perfect companion to feel more secure. Get one for your mom, Dad, grad. Whomever.
You never know when you might just need to hose down a Nazi ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. THE TIME TO WIPE YOUR GREESY TACO BELL POO ON THIS FACE IS NIGH!
Soil this toilet paper with your period blood, crap, piss, shit, vomit, you name it. Give it the works.
Grab a roll and one for your homies here. Amazon Prime, so it’ll be making contact with your asshole in no time.
