Mace pepper spray gun

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Stay strapped with the POWER of a million SPICY peppers! In pink, of course.

This Mace brand pepper spray gun is the perfect companion to feel more secure. Get one for your mom, Dad, grad. Whomever.

You never know when you might just need to hose down a Nazi  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Don’t wait, get it on Amazon Prime Now! Link here.

Donald Trump Toilet Paper

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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. THE TIME TO WIPE YOUR GREESY TACO BELL POO ON THIS FACE IS NIGH!

Soil this toilet paper with your period blood, crap, piss, shit, vomit, you name it. Give it the works.

Grab a roll and one for your homies here. Amazon Prime, so it’ll be making contact with your asshole in no time.